Erroll Le Vant's Top Ten Names It Would be Hard to Bear

Everyone should take the time to read these lists of my personal favorties, because they are those of Erroll Le Vant!

These are the names of people I have actually met!

1. Gay Dick—Honestly; this one caught lots of grief, even when gay meant happy

2. Don Cherry—His nickname was Buster

3. Danny Rhodes—His dad was called Dusty

4. Rosemary Cox—her pet name was Rosie, and she attended Weiner High! It’s true!

5. Anita Lott—and she married Billy Moore

6. Anita Martini—a sports reporter in Houston

7. Lacey Ball—nice touch for a good athlete

8. Royce Wood—but then anyone would if they had the chance

9. Wanda Ride—she said she would rather walk

10. Cindy Lippert—affectionately known as SinLip

Have you met folks with such names?

Erroll Le Vant's Top Ten Yucky Insects!

Everyone should take the time to read these lists of my personal favorties, because they are those of Erroll Le Vant!

1. Ticks--nasty!

2. Mosquitos--irritating

3. Flies--disease carriers

4. Cockroaches--sickening

5. Fleas--Leave my dog alone!

6. Chiggers--itch and scratch

7. Wasps--Ouch!

8. Scorpions--Double ouch

9. Centipedes--Sneaky and hurtful

10. Bedbugs--unfair to attack while I am sleeping!

What are your least favorites?

Erroll Le Vant's Top Ten Professional Sports Teams

Everyone should take the time to read these lists of my personal favorties, because they are those of Erroll Le Vant!

1. The Houston Astros

2. The Houston Rockets

3. The Houston Texans

4. The San Antonio Spurs

5. The Anaheim Angels

6. The Minnesota Twins

7. The St. Louis Cardinals

8. The Detroit Red Wings

9. The Florida Marlins

10. The Tennessee Titans

What are your favorites?

Erroll Le Vant's Top Ten Nursery Rhymes

Everyone should take the time to read these lists of my personal favorties, because they are those of Erroll Le Vant!

1. Humpty Dumpty

2. Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe

3. Jack & Jill

4. Old King Cole

5. Hey Diddle Diddle

6. Little Boy Blue

7. Jack Spratt

8. Little Jack Horner

9. Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary

10. Little Bo Peep

What are your favorites?

Erroll Le Vant's Top Ten Candy Bars

Everyone should take the time to read these lists of my personal favorties, because they are those of Erroll Le Vant


1. Baby Ruth

2. Butterfinger

3. Snickers

4. Mars Bar

5. Hershey's with Almonds

6. Payday

7. Nestle Crunch

8. M&M Munch

9. Symphony

10. Heath Bar

What is your favorite?

Erroll Le Vant's Top Ten War Movies

Everyone should take the time to read these lists of my personal favorties, because they are those of Erroll Le Vant.

1. Sands of Iwo Jima

2. Battle Cry

3. Midway

4. To Hell & Back

5. Sgt. York

6. M. A. S. H.

7. Saving Private Ryan

8. The Blue Max

9. The Bridges at Toko Ri

10. The Bridge on the River Kwai

What are your favorites?

Erroll Le Vant's Top Ten Card Games!

Everyone should take the time to read these lists of my personal favorties, because they are those of Erroll Le Vant

1. Cutthroat

2. Hearts

3. Spades

4. Uno

5. Skip Bo

6. Rook

7. Solitaire

8. Pyramid Solitaire

9. Rummy

10. Crazy Eight

What are your favorites?

Erroll Le Vant's Top Ten TV Sitcoms

Everyone should take the time to read these lists of my personal favorties, because they are those of Erroll Le Vant

1. I Love Lucy!

2. Dick Van Dyke Show

3. Facts of Life

4. Family Matters

5. Andy Griffith Show

6. M. A. S. H.

7. The Honeymooners

8. The Munsters

9. The Addams Family

10. Get Smart

What are your favorites?

Erroll Le Vant's Top Ten Game Shows!

Everyone should take the time to read these lists of my personal favorties, because they are those of Erroll Le Vant

1. Wheel of Fortune

2. Jeopardy

3. Concentration

4. Match Game

5. Weakest Link

6. Who Wants to be A Millionare

7. Deal or No Deal

8. Hollywood Squares

9. Chain Reaction

10. The Price Is Right

What are your favorites?

Erroll Le Vant's Top Ten Children's Books

Everyone should take the time to read these lists of my personal favorties, because they are those of Erroll Le Vant

1. The Velveteen Rabbit

2. Black Beauty

3. The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe ( & the rest of the Chronicles)

4. The Cat In The Hat

5. Treasure Island

6. Green Eggs and Ham

7. The Wizard of Oz

8. Peter Pan

9. The Bobbsey Twins Series

10. The Hardy Boys Series


What are your favorites?

Erroll Le Vant's Top Ten Musicals

Everyone should take the time to read these lists of my personal favorties, because they are those of Erroll Le Vant

1. South Pacific

2. Sound of Music

3. Oklahoma

4. Little Shop of Horrors

5. Oliver

6. Annie

7. Lil Abner

8. West Side Story

9. Beauty & The Beast

10. Guys & Dolls


What are your favorites?

Erroll Le Vant's Top Ten Action Movie Stars

Everyone should take the time to read these lists of my personal favorties, because they are those of Erroll Le Vant

1. Sean Connery

2. Arnold Schwarzenegger

3. Clint Eastwood

4. Steve McQueen

5. John Wayne

6. Harrison Ford

7. Pierce Brosnan

8. Charles Bronson

9. Bruce Willis

10. Will Smith


Who are your favorites?

Erroll Le Vant's Top Ten John Wayne Movies

Everyone should take the time to read these lists of my personal favorties, because they are those of Erroll Le Vant.

1. Hondo

2. The Sands of Iwo Jima

3. Rio Bravo

4. The Searchers

5. In Harm's Way

6. The Quiet Man

7. The High and The Mighty

8. Comancheros

9. Stagecoach

10. Hatari


What are your favorites?